Barney Rebooted, Mad Chatter Style:
I love you,
You tolerate me,
We are an open minded, family…
With, an opinion or two, that, you may not share with me…
Aren’t you glad our words are free?
Oh, hey fam!
Freedom of speech and expression are so important. I won’t censor you here on this blog unless you attack another blogger, which none of my subs would ever do! Here is a place where I value your opinion, and I hope you value mine as well (at least to some extent,right). I won’t block anybody, because that breaks my last rule. Freedom of speech and expression are so important to me, that I will leave up any unruly comments and deal with said offenders, in the most precisely humane way that I can conjure up!
No matter… this being so gray and all. You should know that I live in the gray area of my brain and there is no black and white! Just gray… so vanilla. Yawn. Anyway, say whatever you like… but if ya leave here on bad terms, days later I might find a post that you left a comment on, I might respond to your criticism IF I feel that my point is valid enough to justify a defense. I hope I don’t gotta fight ya in a duel… that’s not cool! Let’s be opinionated friends! United by smart… meters and freedom. Moving on…
On the other hand, if I feel that I have been an (we’re all adults here, yeah), asshole… I will politely say I am sorry and crawl into my shell. I hate hurting people and being hurt… that’s just not my jam, ya know what I’m sayin? I can be SUCH an A-HOLE! Sorry, my bad! Oopsie. Human being coming through! Disculpe! Perdon! Unapologetic humans wanted, desired and required!
I am also fiercely loyal, and will protect this family’s right to bear opinions on all things that bear thought. Ohhh, how provocative! I kid. I kid. Today, I stand up for freedom of speech! I don’t like censorship… as if ya’ll did not notice… lol… thank you my fellow family of bloggers for sticking with me. I appreciate you more than you know. You are warriors, if you stick with me… you might get a praise. I would give you a prize, but we are all adults here!
PS- I never meant to cause you any sorrow. I never meant to cause you any pain, hey. Only one time, see you laughin’, It’s such a shame our friendship had to end… purple rain, purple rain… I never wanna be your weekend lover… RIP Prince!!! Kidding. Too soon? (I think this will be my goodbye letter to anyone else who announces their departure… the Lyrics to Prince’s Purple Rain! So appropriate, and you may all use this idea should anyone leave you so crudely… 😉 ! Just sayin’… great lyrics. FIRE!
With Love and Admiration for your loyalty, concerning all my mad shenanigans,
Yours if you can stand me,
Jessica, The Maddest Chatterbox of them all