Freedom of Speech: Mad Chatter Style, I wrote you all a little poem, and some gray matter… ready? Off we go!

Barney Rebooted, Mad Chatter Style:

I love you,

You tolerate me,

We are an open minded, family…

With, an opinion or two, that, you may not share with me…

Aren’t you glad our words are free?

I am!

Oh, hey fam!

Freedom of speech and expression are so important. I won’t censor you here on this blog unless you attack another blogger, which none of my subs would ever do! Here is a place where I value your opinion, and I hope you value mine as well (at least to some extent,right). I won’t block anybody, because that breaks my last rule. Freedom of speech and expression are so important to me, that I will leave up any unruly comments and deal with said offenders, in the most precisely humane way that I can conjure up!

No matter… this being so gray and all. You should know that I live in the gray area of my brain and there is no black and white! Just gray… so vanilla. Yawn. Anyway, say whatever you like… but if ya leave here on bad terms, days later I might find a post that you left a comment on, I might respond to your criticism IF I feel that my point is valid enough to justify a defense. I hope I don’t gotta fight ya in a duel… that’s not cool! Let’s be opinionated friends! United by smart… meters and freedom. Moving on…

On the other hand, if I feel that I have been an (we’re all adults here, yeah), asshole… I will politely say I am sorry and crawl into my shell. I hate hurting people and being hurt… that’s just not my jam, ya know what I’m sayin? I can be SUCH an A-HOLE! Sorry, my bad! Oopsie. Human being coming through! Disculpe! Perdon! Unapologetic humans wanted, desired and required!

I am also fiercely loyal, and will protect this family’s right to bear opinions on all things that bear thought. Ohhh, how provocative! I kid. I kid. Today, I stand up for freedom of speech! I don’t like censorship… as if ya’ll did not notice… lol… thank you my fellow family of bloggers for sticking with me. I appreciate you more than you know. You are warriors, if you stick with me… you might get a praise. I would give you a prize, but we are all adults here!

PS- I never meant to cause you any sorrow. I never meant to cause you any pain, hey. Only one time, see you laughin’, It’s such a shame our friendship had to end… purple rain, purple rain… I never wanna be your weekend lover… RIP Prince!!! Kidding. Too soon? (I think this will be my goodbye letter to anyone else who announces their departure… the Lyrics to Prince’s Purple Rain! So appropriate, and you may all use this idea should anyone leave you so crudely… πŸ˜‰ ! Just sayin’… great lyrics. FIRE!

With Love and Admiration for your loyalty, concerning all my mad shenanigans,

Yours if you can stand me,

Jessica, The Maddest Chatterbox of them all

Mad Chatter Land

I have been drawing a lot lately. It’s been more difficult than ever, to come up with anything worthy. I just kept plugging away on this drawing, which obviously came from my narrow mind.

Only narrow, momentarily. I have artist block! No words, nothing. So… here is what I have been working on today. I hope you enjoy it more than I do!πŸ€£πŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ Gotta keep busy somehow. Am I right?

Enjoy your day everyone. I appreciate you stopping by my blog today!


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On Getting My Tubes Tied…

Let’s talk about this, mad chatter style, shall we? All aboard! And off we go, down a little rabbit hole.

I don’t believe the words, tying and tube, should ever have been conjoined into the same word. Who names these procedures? Tubal ligation…

My doctor said, tubal ligation! I said, what did they do? Do I need to get an attorney? Sounds like an accusation, rather than a renovation! More on ties…

When the doctor ties, said tubes, does he wrap them neatly into pretty little bows? Does the doc require a nurse to, hold the bow, while he or she ties it?

And if he or she does, doesn’t that seem a little like child’s play, for medical professionals? I don’t know. But, is this not draconian language?

I had my tubes welded shut, factually speaking, over a year ago. What a nightmare that has been! Still, I would rather have welded tubes than tied ones, where my uterus is concerned! Ties tend to come undone easily. Where is the logic in that?

Welding tubes, just has a better ring to it. It also has much better statistics of staying closed, logically. So, if you are faced with this decision, just say no… to sex.

Or ask your partner to have a vasectomy! Much less dangerous, for men to endure, and more fun to watch, for the wives. One small luxury guys, please let us have just, this one!


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Everyone have a great day! Stay healthy out there. Thank you for stopping by my blog today.

Where’s The Love: The Wisdom of Trevor Hall

I fell in love with Trevor Hall’s music a few years back. He is beautiful and wise. He questions peace, and war, and the love of humanity. Bonded, living under the same sky. But we are still at war. When is this going to end? I’m a pacifist at heart and value all human life. I wonder the same things, Trevor Hall! Enjoy a gorgeous song, from a lovely man! Be kind.

We are all human here. I believe in peace. I hate war. I value my freedom as well. I’m a realist as well as a dreamer. Just because I want peace, doesn’t mean that it’s possible at the moment. πŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸŒ


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