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Renaming Fathers

“If a woman who has born a child is going to be referred to as a ‘Birth Giver’ or a ‘Giver of Birth’, perhaps the men who have contributed to the formation of a fetus (a/k/a, a tiny human being), should also be given a new name.”

Let’s get this done… it’s muy importante. Not! (Thanks Borat) Not!

I have compiled a list of rename options below… along with the option to vote for your favorite politically corrected name for “men” who have inseminated The Givers of Birth a/k/a Birth Givers.

Please vote below and/or feel free to add your own rename in the comment section! This is all a bit mad… so if you are sensitive to dry humor/dank humor, feel free to skip this post. You have been forewarned, with love.

The Mad Chatter


  1. Sperm Giver

2. Sperm Sharer

3. Sperm Owner

4. Sperm Donor

5. Giver of Sperm

6. Giver of Life (depending on fate of fetus a/k/a, tiny human with potential to exist)

7. Life Contributor

8. The Inspermenator

9. F*** that! Call me, Dad/Daddy/Father/Pops/Pa/Pop Pop/Papa/Padre/Grandpa/Grandpappy/Grandfather/Grandpop/G-dog

10. None of the above

Thank you for voting! I will tally this all up and get back with you all once you have had the opportunity to choose.

With love and gumption,

The Mad Chatter 😂

Published by THE MAD CHATTER

Who am I? I am the 42 year old mother of three beautiful children. I fight for people who don't have a voice. I fight for people with disabilities, I am a warrior for children... may my vengeance rain down upon anyone who would dare to lay a hand upon any child. I love God with all of my soul. I am a "conspiracy theorist", which means that I am a thinker. All things that can be proven began with a theory. Am I correct? Rhetorical questions are my thing, and puns. I am half realist and half visionary. I speak from my soul, freely and openly. I am a very artistic person. I live not in the black or white world. I live in the gray area of my brain. I AM HUMAN!

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