“If a woman who has born a child is going to be referred to as a ‘Birth Giver’ or a ‘Giver of Birth’, perhaps the men who have contributed to the formation of a fetus (a/k/a, a tiny human being), should also be given a new name.”
Let’s get this done… it’s muy importante. Not! (Thanks Borat) Not!
I have compiled a list of rename options below… along with the option to vote for your favorite politically corrected name for “men” who have inseminated The Givers of Birth a/k/a Birth Givers.
Please vote below and/or feel free to add your own rename in the comment section! This is all a bit mad… so if you are sensitive to dry humor/dank humor, feel free to skip this post. You have been forewarned, with love.The Mad Chatter
RENAMING FATHER OPTIONS:
- Sperm Giver
2. Sperm Sharer
3. Sperm Owner
4. Sperm Donor
5. Giver of Sperm
6. Giver of Life (depending on fate of fetus a/k/a, tiny human with potential to exist)
7. Life Contributor
8. The Inspermenator
9. F*** that! Call me, Dad/Daddy/Father/Pops/Pa/Pop Pop/Papa/Padre/Grandpa/Grandpappy/Grandfather/Grandpop/G-dog
10. None of the above
Thank you for voting! I will tally this all up and get back with you all once you have had the opportunity to choose.
With love and gumption,
The Mad Chatter 😂